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Peekaboo

Peekaboo

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Waterbaby

Waterbaby

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It's Thesaurus Day! So crack yours out and pick 3 unique w..

It's Thesaurus Day! So crack yours out and pick 3 unique words to describe me. You're not allowed to use words someone else has used!

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Gosh! You really do think the worst of me! I'm not thinking ..

Gosh! You really do think the worst of me! I'm not thinking anything nefarious at all! I'm simply remembering a rather mischievous scene from a movie I watched recently... What? No! Of course I didn't watch you through the keyhole while you were wanking off to that weird video....certainly not!

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I have named each and every one of these ducks... This one ..

I have named each and every one of these ducks... This one is Ducklas That's ButtQuack The one behind him is Donald Here's Doctor Waddlesworth That one over there is D-Bird There's Ducktor Who And this one is Clive.

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Secret librarian

Secret librarian

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I do like having my legs in the air...

I do like having my legs in the air...

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Ready to lead you into battle...a battle of your good sense...

Ready to lead you into battle...a battle of your good sense...and desire...

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Apocalypse Ready... (THIS IS A PROP, OF!)

Apocalypse Ready... (THIS IS A PROP, OF!)

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Have I ever told you about the time I bought 400 ducks? No? ..

Have I ever told you about the time I bought 400 ducks? No? Well, today is your lucky day! I was visiting a car boot sale when I spotted a load of ducks. "Sir! How much for the ducks?" I asked "£100," grunted the duck keeper. "Pah. I shall give you £10 for your ducks!" I parried. "Do you really want to take these ducks home? Of course not! I shall feed and clothe them, I will take them all off your hands and give them a good home. No one else is crazy enough I take all 400 of your ducks!" The Duck Lord considered for a moment. "Give me £15." "I have £12..." "Yeah alright." And now I own these ducks... (Some have been lost/pinched/moved out to go to university or travel the world...but there are still quite a few)

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I'm thinking of doing a live stream this weekend, but as I'm..

I'm thinking of doing a live stream this weekend, but as I'm still pretty immobile I'm not really sure what to do 🤔 any ideas?

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Much of my magic consists of pondering whether or not my wan..

Much of my magic consists of pondering whether or not my wand would fit down your dick...

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I can be rather feral But I'm still cute! Look! A bunny! ..

I can be rather feral But I'm still cute! Look! A bunny! I will only nibble...at first

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You'd have that vacant look in your eyes too if I'd just dra..

You'd have that vacant look in your eyes too if I'd just drained you of cum ;)

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This most certainly is not a jug of my p33 ready to pour all..

This most certainly is not a jug of my p33 ready to pour all over you, you cretin! What a filthy mind!

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Seeing as a lot of you enjoy feet, here's a beautiful pictur..

Seeing as a lot of you enjoy feet, here's a beautiful picture of the inside of mine, confirming it is not broken! I have buggered my ligaments though, so will be taking it easy for a bit. But don't worry! I have lots of content lined up for you and will be using this time to do some editing and admin ^_^

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Latex Pixie

Latex Pixie

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Sunlight drenched boobies make even the earliest of mornings..

Sunlight drenched boobies make even the earliest of mornings palatable!

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I've managed to sprain my ankle... "HOW?!" I hear you ask....

I've managed to sprain my ankle... "HOW?!" I hear you ask... I. DO. NOT. KNOW. Woke up for a nap and couldn't walk. Ironically not from walking in these boots!

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Weighing up your options... Should I allow you to lap at my..

Weighing up your options... Should I allow you to lap at my pussy, or should I put you to work licking my boots clean?

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You think being locked in chastity is bad?! Spare a thought ..

You think being locked in chastity is bad?! Spare a thought for this guy! He is doing a rather good job though...

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Should I start my "Sub Task Saturdays" back up again?

Should I start my "Sub Task Saturdays" back up again?

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Imagine waking up in the morning to find me, wearing only st..

Imagine waking up in the morning to find me, wearing only stockings, gazing out the window...

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Would you like me to swing you around like thicc Pikachu?

Would you like me to swing you around like thicc Pikachu?

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What material object in the room you are currently in would ..

What material object in the room you are currently in would you trade to become a disembodied head ornament nestled between my boobs? I will choose my favourite to cast magic upon...

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Have you been watching The Witcher? If you haven't yet, to..

Have you been watching The Witcher? If you haven't yet, today is a good day to binge while you're feeling delicate and hungover after last night's festivities. I think I need a bard sub to amuse me/sing songs about my adventures in kink.

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It's Champagne Day! Do you have any resolutions? Share the..

It's Champagne Day! Do you have any resolutions? Share them with me... Don't have one? DM me and I'll give you one...

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Desperately trying to check out my own ass...

Desperately trying to check out my own ass...

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Come. Crawl up to me. Keep your eyes on the floor, I haven't..

Come. Crawl up to me. Keep your eyes on the floor, I haven't invited you to see me yet. Head down, lips to the floor. I'm still deciding what to do with you...

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It's still Christmas...until it's NYE!

It's still Christmas...until it's NYE!

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