If you know how to braid hair, I'll be yours forever ❤️
If you know how to braid hair, I'll be yours forever ❤️
2022-03-25 10:54:03 +0000 UTC View Post
misssamodiva posts
You can join me in the shower, but you must bring wine. 🍷
You can join me in the shower, but you must bring wine. 🍷
2022-03-24 21:02:46 +0000 UTC View PostI love the silky texture of this one
I love the silky texture of this one
2022-03-24 16:56:02 +0000 UTC View Postoccasionally I go back and edit some older files for fun.
occasionally I go back and edit some older files for fun.
2022-03-24 10:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostCome on in, the water's fine 😘
Come on in, the water's fine 😘
2022-03-23 23:48:49 +0000 UTC View Post🎶 "I've got a hidden treasure deep inside of me. I'm gonna k..
🎶 "I've got a hidden treasure deep inside of me. I'm gonna keep it locked 'cause only one man's got the key..." 🎶 🤲 🙏 🙌 In case you're wondering (or questioning my sanity): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYGqAGKroIo
2022-03-23 17:10:03 +0000 UTC View PostEasing you into this beautiful Wednesday 🍑
Easing you into this beautiful Wednesday 🍑
2022-03-23 11:08:05 +0000 UTC View PostSamodiva powers are vast, but include throwing fire, causing..
Samodiva powers are vast, but include throwing fire, causing droughts, shapeshifting, and making men happy in their swimsuit areas 😏
2022-03-22 18:02:40 +0000 UTC View PostOh noooo! I made a mistake! This is what happens when you do..
Oh noooo! I made a mistake! This is what happens when you don't bring me coffee in bed 🤨
2022-03-22 11:02:48 +0000 UTC View PostIt's cold and rainy and I hate it. I could really use a hot ..
It's cold and rainy and I hate it. I could really use a hot bowl of soup and a big.. uh.. spoon, if you know what I mean.
2022-03-21 23:10:37 +0000 UTC View PostHi! ❤️ It's once again time to greet my new friends and say..
Hi! ❤️ It's once again time to greet my new friends and say thank you so much to my *amazing* companions who have stuck around for my first month here. I wanted to answer some more questions I frequently receive about me and my page: 🍃 Yes, you can call me Sam 😘 🍃 It’s just me and my (actual) cat here. His name is Salami 🐈 🍃 I used to do wedding photography in college. I’m in a completely unrelated field now, but I don’t share any details about my occupation on here for personal reasons 😶 🍃 I use a Nikon D610 primarily, but also my Pixel, a borrowed Sony, and my webcam to change things up 📸 🍃 I rarely weigh myself, but if I do I’m usually ~110 pounds/50 kg 🍃 I started lifting when I was 20 and joined a crossfit gym. I then transitioned into bodybuilding programs because I wanted to focus on aesthetics. If you want to know more specifics about my routine, you can message me 🏋 🍃 I’m currently watching the new seasons of Peaky Blinders and the Righteous Gemstones 🍃 It’s impossible for me to pick a favorite book, movie, artist, or song, but I can send you several long, overly-detailed lists if you ask nicely 🙃 I truly hope you are enjoying your time here! I have several upcoming projects that I will share details about in the near future, but if you’re interested in something specific, feel free to reach out! I will consider any request, but may not be able to accommodate at this time. 😘 💋 Sam
2022-03-21 17:15:36 +0000 UTC View PostPaint (draw) me like one of your Renaissance (French) girls...
Paint (draw) me like one of your Renaissance (French) girls. Have I mentioned I'm terrible at quoting movies?
2022-03-21 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis one is downright sinful. 😈
This one is downright sinful. 😈
2022-03-20 16:02:15 +0000 UTC View PostThis is my "just rolled out of bed" look. JK I sleep nude 😏
This is my "just rolled out of bed" look. JK I sleep nude 😏
2022-03-20 11:14:58 +0000 UTC View Postpls notice my serratus anterior, which was pointed out to me..
pls notice my serratus anterior, which was pointed out to me by the boys on reddit this week 😂❤️
2022-03-19 20:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostI missed St. Patrick's Day and this isn't really the right h..
I missed St. Patrick's Day and this isn't really the right hue of green, but here you go. This is the best I can do 😭
2022-03-19 17:23:19 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Don't forget to properly warm up before openin..
Good morning! Don't forget to properly warm up before opening this album 🥵 🤕
2022-03-19 11:01:22 +0000 UTC View Postyou may stand on the table with me, but don't forget your co..
you may stand on the table with me, but don't forget your coaster 🙃
2022-03-18 19:05:07 +0000 UTC View PostPlaying with some black & white edits today 😘
Playing with some black & white edits today 😘
2022-03-18 15:10:48 +0000 UTC View PostHere I am, once again defying OSHA rules and regulations. Th..
Here I am, once again defying OSHA rules and regulations. This time, not only are my pants improperly secured (190.332(s) violation), but I've added standing on a table, in wedges, near a sharp plant.
2022-03-18 12:23:23 +0000 UTC View PostStarting to think that none of my photos are really safe for..
Starting to think that none of my photos are really safe for work because I've received numerous reports of pants getting tighter, which is probably an OSHA violation 😘
2022-03-17 15:24:54 +0000 UTC View PostShowing a little more skin than usual. Hope you don't mind 😘
Showing a little more skin than usual. Hope you don't mind 😘
2022-03-16 16:13:20 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! 😘 I am so thrilled to introduce you to the new..
Good morning! 😘 I am so thrilled to introduce you to the newest and, by far, most superior toy in my collection. One of my amazingly generous friends purchased this from my throne wish list and I am *beyond* excited, which resulted in an impromptu clothed dildo photoshoot 😂
2022-03-16 13:44:48 +0000 UTC View PostIt's always fun to find folders with hundreds of images you ..
It's always fun to find folders with hundreds of images you forgot about. I got very distracted and almost missed my hair appointment. brb😳
2022-03-15 14:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostI can't get over how great the light is here ☀️ Edit: I can..
I can't get over how great the light is here ☀️ Edit: I can't believe I missed the opportunity to make a sexually explicit remark about my 69th post. 😳
2022-03-15 11:16:42 +0000 UTC View PostI had a very productive and exciting day. I finally have a w..
I had a very productive and exciting day. I finally have a wider angle lens so I can take some fun videos for you! 😘 Also, this image has nothing to do with my previous statement. I just love it and hope you will too. ❤️
2022-03-15 00:28:08 +0000 UTC View PostSince we have such a good thing going, I thought I would do ..
Since we have such a good thing going, I thought I would do something different and show you what I look like *with* clothes on.
2022-03-14 18:59:32 +0000 UTC View Postmy favorite part of the day is taking my bra off, but I migh..
my favorite part of the day is taking my bra off, but I might let you take that task from me 🥰
2022-03-14 13:08:49 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate: socks are now allowed in the living room, but don't ..
Update: socks are now allowed in the living room, but don't even think about wearing pants.
2022-03-13 22:37:55 +0000 UTC View PostTaking pictures from below makes me look almost 5' tall (or ..
Taking pictures from below makes me look almost 5' tall (or 1.5 m for those who use a system of measurement that actually makes sense 😂)
2022-03-13 17:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post