feel free to zoom in on that cake for science and stuff

feel free to zoom in on that cake for science and stuff
2022-08-02 13:05:15 +0000 UTC View Postfeel free to zoom in on that cake for science and stuff
2022-08-02 13:05:15 +0000 UTC View Postsounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays
2022-08-01 12:03:02 +0000 UTC View Postyou may karate chop these once, but then I get to do it back π
2022-07-30 13:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post"Um hello.. excuse me, is this Playboy?"
2022-07-29 19:03:24 +0000 UTC View Postput me on a pedestal (or a side table. whatever you've got)
2022-07-29 13:02:50 +0000 UTC View PostEvery pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
2022-07-28 19:04:08 +0000 UTC View PostIn case you were wondering why I take so long in the shower π₯΅
2022-07-27 19:02:38 +0000 UTC View Post"All night long I've had the most terrible impulse to do something."
2022-07-27 12:03:19 +0000 UTC View Post*Note*: tile is slippery when coated with oil
2022-07-25 13:06:07 +0000 UTC View Posthhhnnnnggghhh this new lens π₯°
2022-07-24 19:24:04 +0000 UTC View Post"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into [yours]."
2022-07-24 13:17:45 +0000 UTC View Postthis "no pants" thing is really working out for me
2022-07-23 15:36:18 +0000 UTC View PostAttempting to activate your neurons
2022-07-22 20:54:44 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not so sure about this angle. Thoughts?
2022-07-21 12:13:32 +0000 UTC View PostWould you butter these buns? π€
2022-07-20 12:06:03 +0000 UTC View Postoh no I dropped my pencil π
2022-07-19 12:04:54 +0000 UTC View Postπ΅ is that a snake in your boot or are you just happy to see me? PS sent something fun to your DMs last night. π PPS I'm really bad about sharing information. PPPS Forgive me? π₯Ί
2022-07-18 11:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostOne can either clean off the countertops or take some artistic liberties π
2022-07-17 16:35:18 +0000 UTC View Post*checks clock* ok it's not too early for this πalso check your messages in precisely 1 minute if you have rebill turned on π
2022-07-15 19:06:36 +0000 UTC View PostI know I'm not naked, but ***look at this cactus***!
2022-07-15 12:05:16 +0000 UTC View Post1. See cool chair on neighbor's curb. 2. Shove into hatchback (quite gracefully). 3. Drive away quickly just in case. 4. Powerwash for 5 hours. 5. Pose. 6. Profit.
2022-07-14 18:30:53 +0000 UTC View Post