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Another thing that's great about total body shaving (except ..

Another thing that's great about total body shaving (except the superior look, hehe) is that it feels extra smooth in the shower! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿงผ

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โ€œThe royal penis is cleanโ€. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ I'd love to have some servan..

โ€œThe royal penis is cleanโ€. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ I'd love to have some servants cleaning me, like prince Akeem in the movie Coming to America, hehe. Autumn is here, and almost nothing is better than taking a hot bath. And a perfect place for sex aswell, warm, slippery and clean! ๐Ÿ‘…

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This the Alpha way to do triceps kickbacks! ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† Always fun t..

This the Alpha way to do triceps kickbacks! ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† Always fun to make training more exciting. Not often I have the chance to strip down at the gym I usually go to. It's not a gym where you can do posing wearing posingtrunks for example. It's not even allowed to remove your tshirt or tank top. But I definitely deliver true Alpha Male attitude no matter if my tights are up or down hehe!

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Fuck yes! Muscles are pumped and dick is hard. Now that's a ..

Fuck yes! Muscles are pumped and dick is hard. Now that's a reason to smile! ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ

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Fuck, look at the size of my muscle jugs. I've been focusing..

Fuck, look at the size of my muscle jugs. I've been focusing on them a lot more at the gym the past year. And what would a pair of big pecs be without big nipples!? Keep pumping both pecs and nipples! Bigger is better! ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

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Uff, balls fully loaded...!! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

Uff, balls fully loaded...!! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

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BOOM! A thong is never wrong. Especially not if it's skimpy ..

BOOM! A thong is never wrong. Especially not if it's skimpy and mesh. ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ A video from work (if you wonder, that ugly marking on my abs is from the waistband of the scrubs lol).

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It's legday/humpday again guys. I'm happy to have some big h..

It's legday/humpday again guys. I'm happy to have some big humps in all the right places. ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ†

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I don't think men's underwear can be any smaller and still b..

I don't think men's underwear can be any smaller and still be called underwear. But you know what I say: The bigger your muscles the smaller your gear! Love these! ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

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If I take you from behind... ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

If I take you from behind... ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

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A big creamy load at work before going home. Horny as fuck h..

A big creamy load at work before going home. Horny as fuck hehe. ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ I had to keep silent because ther was a few guys just outside the door changing their scrubs.

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Flex ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

Flex ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

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A kingly hole! Now praise it ๐Ÿ‘

A kingly hole! Now praise it ๐Ÿ‘

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Sometimes I feel like mooning the whole world. But I'd hones..

Sometimes I feel like mooning the whole world. But I'd honestly be doing the world a favour! ๐Ÿ‘… Alpha Male ass is to be worshipped! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘

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Wank with me tonight fellas ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

Wank with me tonight fellas ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

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An Alpha Male dressing up for the evening... ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ† If you wan..

An Alpha Male dressing up for the evening... ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ† If you wanna feel sexier when you go out, put on a pair of your favorite underwear. Even if no-one else will see it (?๐Ÿ˜‰) it will still make you feel more confident. I also love to put on a fat metal cockring for that extra masculine feeling! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

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TGIF! Time for dinner with a friend. A shirt and some man-je..

TGIF! Time for dinner with a friend. A shirt and some man-jewelry to look the best! (Btw I noticed this shirt is way too small for me nowadays, I'll have to take another one. Underwear is big enough though hehe.) ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ†

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This thong is gonna burst!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ†

This thong is gonna burst!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ†

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I wanna sex u up ๐Ÿ’‹

I wanna sex u up ๐Ÿ’‹

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If you like it shaved you'll love my cock

If you like it shaved you'll love my cock

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Wood morning! Let's celebrate manhood today (and everyday) ๐Ÿ†..

Wood morning! Let's celebrate manhood today (and everyday) ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’œ

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White tights for legday. Bulging Alpha male realness! Yes I ..

White tights for legday. Bulging Alpha male realness! Yes I have a big dick and I'm not gonna compromize it. I wear tights because it's comfortable and my dick will be visible. It's as simple as that. If you wanna be an Alpha male too, follow my example brother! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ†

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These MASSIVE glutes are killers! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

These MASSIVE glutes are killers! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

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Let's see if I can get any cooking done when this big boy is..

Let's see if I can get any cooking done when this big boy is just poking the apron to the side.. Put on pants instead? No way! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ†

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BIG โค๏ธ(๐Ÿ†) to my followers!

BIG โค๏ธ(๐Ÿ†) to my followers!

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Oooh fuck, I love this pocket pussy!! Try it guys! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Oooh fuck, I love this pocket pussy!! Try it guys! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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Gym time! Time to work. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ I need to work on this huge bulge..

Gym time! Time to work. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ I need to work on this huge bulge aswell later tonight. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

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How about some clothed pics. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I wanna show you my everyday ..

How about some clothed pics. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I wanna show you my everyday clothing style. I consider this truly Alpha. It's all about pride of the male body and it's characteristics, especially the big muscles and cock bulge. The clothes fit tight to show it all off. This is style is naturally erotic, it oozes masculinity. That's why I find it very hot, and I'd love to see muscle guys everywhere dressed in the Alpha style. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

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Just a normal day at casa de Joakim, haha. It's a bit nippy ..

Just a normal day at casa de Joakim, haha. It's a bit nippy so that's why I'm wearing... a hoodie. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ I like to keep my legs unrestricted, all three of them. ๐Ÿ‘…

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You all know I'm proud of my manhood, but I often end up in ..

You all know I'm proud of my manhood, but I often end up in situations where my package accidentally pops out of my clothes like this haha. This time during laundry night. I think it's a sign that I shouldn't wear pants at all. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

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