just came home from a spontaneous road trip to watch a show at The Comedy Store — making it a goal to just perform at at least one open mic in my lifetime 🥹
2022-09-03 07:19:45 +0000 UTC View Post
does anyone else get random urges to just hurl/catapult things?? or is that just me?? what I’d give to catapult a big ass pumpkin or lop a cast iron skillet right now 🫠 (ft. my lil double chin 🤷🏻♀️)
2022-09-02 16:01:26 +0000 UTC View Postgoing to continue my “nap” now 🙈🥴
2022-08-31 09:32:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Please indulge me by sharing some of the things you nerd out about lol 😩
2022-08-31 00:47:54 +0000 UTC View Post
ft. one of the loves of my life (-,:
2022-08-30 16:01:47 +0000 UTC View Post
looking for some bowling leagues to join - just wanting to toss a few balls (lol @ me and my grandma energy 🤷🏻♀️😚)
2022-08-29 16:02:23 +0000 UTC View Post
maybe you can help me steam my clothes? 🥵🙈
2022-08-28 16:02:46 +0000 UTC View Post
is this me switching it up a lil on here?? 🙈¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2022-08-27 16:02:52 +0000 UTC View Post
realized that if I sleep in my underwear, i save a few minutes in my morning routine from changing out of my pjs 🙈 yay for efficiency!! 🥵
2022-08-26 14:27:49 +0000 UTC View Post
How many days of abstinence does it take to become a born again virgin?? — Asking for a friend 🤔 lol I feel like I’m going straight to Catholic hell (honorable mention to my religious guilt lmao) so hoping I will see some of you (esp. my fellow TNTT friends) there 😂
2022-08-24 15:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
guess who was crying in the club [Costco] while waiting in line for samples today?! me!! thought about all of the support and sweetest msgs I’ve received on here and then I started crying lmao so I really appreciate all of the luv and words of affirmation 🥴🤢 (ok I am done being soft - ugh gross, I know, will resume back to normal programming soon 😂)
2022-08-20 00:11:53 +0000 UTC View Postif hearing my voice/learning more about my personality ruins the fantasy for you, pls ignore these videos lol 😅 but here is an update from your friendly neighborhood onlyfans girl who is incredibly awkward 99% of the time 🥴
2022-08-18 19:29:17 +0000 UTC View Post
ya girl has been a little too “ham chơi” lately 🥴 started acquiring a taste for patron over red wine this past weekend 😇
2022-08-17 16:13:23 +0000 UTC View Post
pictures from last night’s wedding after someone spilled a drink on me, but before my Asian glow really set in after taking full advantage of the open bar and participating in one too many shot o’clocks despite having an early flight today 🥴 l o l pls invite me as ur wedding +1 - not only will I be a good time, but I will attempt to take all of the dinner rolls home 😂
2022-08-15 11:28:16 +0000 UTC View Post
did I tell you all that I have mommy issues too? 😂 any who, stay tuned for strip tease content in the near future hehehe 🥰
2022-08-12 17:03:09 +0000 UTC View Post
traded in my hot cheetos for a bag of lettuce 😇 also tysm for being here for the random and daily-ish slice of life updates, you guys literally make my heart so heppi (especially when you share your life updates and stories w/ me 🥺💕) — hoping that you all are getting fulfilling sexting sessions lmao and enjoyable content on this platform from everyone that you’re subscribed too!! ☺️
2022-08-09 17:32:15 +0000 UTC View Post
bitches get horny as hell looking @ new ikea furniture to buy it’s me, i am bitches 🥺
2022-08-08 04:10:12 +0000 UTC View Post
found out that if I go too many days without sleeping right, I start wanting to kiss girls 🥺🤷🏻♀️
2022-08-07 05:34:22 +0000 UTC View Post
excited to spend time at the library today hehe!! 😚
2022-08-04 17:40:39 +0000 UTC View Posthave you ever seen a Vietnamese girl cry while eating a banh mi? Well now you have - bby gorl (me) is a big cry baby. 🥲 going back into rave retirement so I have more time for rock concerts, theatre productions, and symphonies. ☺️
2022-08-02 17:37:07 +0000 UTC View Post
pls grab my butt and feed me 🥺
2022-08-02 07:03:23 +0000 UTC View Postwhen you want to show your butt jiggle but also need to crop people’s faces out 😅 (but also warning, the sound is really loud lol whoops)
2022-07-31 14:35:54 +0000 UTC View Post
let’s talk about edging 🥵 - as in, I’ve been edging my phone storage capacity (currently at 17,000+ photos/videos) and am just hoping that it won’t give out on me 😩
2022-07-29 17:22:56 +0000 UTC View Post
just got back from ikea w/ another table and about to turn my room into a computer lab 🥴
2022-07-28 05:49:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Fell asleep with hot cheeto stains on my fingers yet again 🥵 (i recharge after work by laying in bed, listening to podcasts, and eating chips 🥺)
2022-07-27 10:12:32 +0000 UTC View Post
oh i’ve been a very bad girl 🥺 — i’ve been using qtips in my ear holes even when doctors strongly advise against it 🥵💦😂
2022-07-25 14:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
finally made it home after visiting my hometown/parents, and excited to catch up with everyone on here!! (-:
2022-07-24 14:38:03 +0000 UTC View Post
one of my fav things to do is drive around neighborhoods and look at houses 🥺 also!! lil me felt v big and powerful driving around my step dad’s 4 runner today (-:
2022-07-23 06:35:38 +0000 UTC View Post