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Jul 5 / Day 553 Do you want to have spectacular ORGASMS (pl..

Jul 5 / Day 553 Do you want to have spectacular ORGASMS (plural!) this weekend? YES? Obviously! I thought so. Buuuuut, you're gonna have to work for it! I was just sitting here debating with myself whether it's CRUEL and simply TOO MUCH to give you a challenge like this right after Goon June when you've barely even been able to release... BUT, I think this is the cherry on top of Goon June that you deserve 😁 So, today, Thursday and Friday, I want you to edge for me for 30 minutes in the morning and 1 hour in the evening. Today, your required viewing is Early morning Edging and Read My Mind. Just think of the multiple orgasms you'll get to have for me this Saturday! MULTIPLE. YES, MULTIPLE! But you have to EARN IT. Your balls need to be super FULL and HEAVY to have all these orgasms.

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Jul 4 / Day 552 🎂 Attention, peasants! It is I, the illustr..

Jul 4 / Day 552 🎂 Attention, peasants! It is I, the illustrious Goddess Eva, here to grace you with news of my extraordinary existence! Today marks the anniversary of my glorious birth. Consider yourself enlightened with the knowledge that it is MY birthday, a day of utmost importance in the grand scheme of the universe. Prepare yourselves to witness the epitome of self-indulgence and unbridled opulence. It is not enough to simply wish me well on this auspicious occasion. No, no, no! I expect nothing less than an overwhelming showering of monetary tributes to elevate my already exalted status, to spoil and pamper your princess. If you dare to stand a chance at being in my good graces, it is your solemn duty to empty your pockets and send me a generous sum of money. Remember, slaves, this is not a mere suggestion; it is a command from your superior being. My birthday is a time to glorify me, worship me, and fuel my insatiable ego with your hard-earned currency. Show your unwavering loyalty by submitting to my demands, and perhaps, just perhaps, I shall deign to acknowledge your existence and provide you with a morsel of my divine attention on my special day. You may stroke for me today only if you honour me with a tribute of $100 or more.

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Jul 3 / Day 551 Now no touching 😊 That’s right... Finally. ..

Jul 3 / Day 551 Now no touching 😊 That’s right... Finally. A day off. A day of rest for your poor, throbbing sensitive dick. But is it a day of relief? 🤭 I doubt it. It won’t be easy to ignore your aching balls after stroking every day for me for the last month… But I have faith that you’ll be a good boy and take a hard earned break.

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Jul 2 / 550 You’re always craving more of me. More of my be..

Jul 2 / 550 You’re always craving more of me. More of my beautiful face, more of my attention, more of my orders 💋 You like it when I tell you how to jerk it for me 😌 Of course. You like it when I order you to stop and start. You like it when I tease you with my cute peachy ass. I have some instructions for you in today’s clip: Another JOI. Pump for this clip first. Then make a queue of at least 3 more JOIs. 🥵 REGULAR: Permission to cum granted.

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Jul 1 / Day 549 I hope you don’t think I’m gonna take it ea..

Jul 1 / Day 549 I hope you don’t think I’m gonna take it easy on you because it’s a new month. And I’m sure your balls are aching after that ruined orgasm yesterday 😊 No, you’re gonna keep on pumping that slave cock for me. And you’re gonna buy my clip Back For More, and you’re gonna stroke that cock all over again later!

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Jun 30 / Day 548 🎉🎉 You made it through Goon June! 🎉🎉 Good..

Jun 30 / Day 548 🎉🎉 You made it through Goon June! 🎉🎉 Good boy! That was a longgg month of pumping every day for me. So what about our big finish? Awww, there’s not gonna be a big finish… for you 😊 I’m gonna give myself back to back orgasms to welcome in my birthday month. And you, well, you’re gonna edge for me for an hour and then you’re gonna have a ruined orgasm! All of you. Maybe I’ll be kinder to you with your orgasms in July… maybe 😊 Clips will be out Saturday and Sunday this weekend!

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Jun 29 / Day 547 I want you to do 15-30 minutes of yoga for..

Jun 29 / Day 547 I want you to do 15-30 minutes of yoga for me today. Find a video online. Calm your mind, slave 😌 Tune out the desperation. The month is nearly over. Your edging will be completed before bed.

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Jun 28 / Day 546 10 of your required 30 minutes today will ..

Jun 28 / Day 546 10 of your required 30 minutes today will be spent humping your mattress ✨

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Jun 27 / Day 545 My birthday is in one week 😌💫 I want an ho..

Jun 27 / Day 545 My birthday is in one week 😌💫 I want an hour of jerking from you today.

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Jun 26 / Day 544 You’re so lucky Goddess has been feeding y..

Jun 26 / Day 544 You’re so lucky Goddess has been feeding you so many extra little teases in your instructions lately 🍓 30 minutes EXACTLY of stroking today ☝🏼 Begin with a five minute slave pose hold of “kneel”. On your knees, hands resting on your thighs, head bowed.

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Jun 25 / Day 543 You didn’t have a ruined orgasm, did you? ..

Jun 25 / Day 543 You didn’t have a ruined orgasm, did you? Awww, you know that means you have to lick it up and do your corner time if you did. Here’s a little something to get you started on today’s hour of pumping.

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Jun 24 / Day 542 Back to 1 hour edging requirement. Goddess..

Jun 24 / Day 542 Back to 1 hour edging requirement. Goddess makes you put in extra time at the weekend! 👏🏻 In your viewing queue: Report for Duty, Heaven, Sexless Porn Addict and Overstimulated. 🥵 REGULAR: If you jerk for two hours, you get to cum. 💀 It's been 2 months for my extreme mode gooners since your last orgasm! Does it feel like that long?

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Jun 23 / Day 541 Let’s make a deal. I’ll go and lay by the ..

Jun 23 / Day 541 Let’s make a deal. I’ll go and lay by the pool. You stay inside and edge for me for 45 minutes or longer without cumming 😊 Then you’ll spank your ass 20 times on edge side to signify the end of your jerk session. Your orgasms are mine. All mine.

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Jun 22 / Day 540 Again? Another day stroking your cock for ..

Jun 22 / Day 540 Again? Another day stroking your cock for me? As if you didn’t already do that before Goon June! Sure, I ordered days off here and there, but you’re well equipped for this mission now, aren’t you, soldier? Watch Gooner Drills today. 🥵 Cummies for regular degulars only.

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Jun 21 / Day 539 Who’s my good boy gooning for Goddess ever..

Jun 21 / Day 539 Who’s my good boy gooning for Goddess every single day? Look into my eyes and start stroking for me. Yes, now. Get your 30 minutes in early. Then go back for more later. And then a third time too. Have a pleasureful day, slave 😌

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Jun 20 / Day 538 You're 2 thirds of the way through Goon Ju..

Jun 20 / Day 538 You're 2 thirds of the way through Goon June now! Keep it up, slave boy. I own that cock and I want you jerking it every day for me. 30+ more minutes. AGAIN. Say "Thank you for making me edge every day, Goddess Eva."

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Jun 19 / Day 537 You're back in your big boy pants today. C..

Jun 19 / Day 537 You're back in your big boy pants today. Congratulations. Give me another 30 minutes MINIMUM of jerking, plugged. 😤💀: You must be going out of your mind with all this daily edging without release! I might just push you for the whole month 😌

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Jun 18 / Day 536 Mmmm, what a long weekend of gooning and w..

Jun 18 / Day 536 Mmmm, what a long weekend of gooning and worship! Have you been a good boy for Goddess? At the end of your one hour jerk session… 🥵 REGULAR: Flip a coin. Heads for orgasm. Tails to ruin it. 😤💀: Heads to stop. Tails to keep going. I’ll expect at least another 20 minutes out of you. Panties until bedtime.

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Jun 17 / Day 535 I’m expecting you to show up for the live ..

Jun 17 / Day 535 I’m expecting you to show up for the live stream in panties. Maybe blue today. Maybe I’ll even let you slide them down to your ankles and release your hard cock from their lacy embrace. We’ll see. Live stream on @evadevil at 12pm Pacific Time!

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Jun 16 / Day 534 Panties from now til Monday! I want 1 hour..

Jun 16 / Day 534 Panties from now til Monday! I want 1 hour of edging from you today too 😊 Don’t you love it when the weekend comes early?

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Jun 15 / Day 533 You heard the lady. No days off. 30 minute..

Jun 15 / Day 533 You heard the lady. No days off. 30 minutes minimum on weekdays. 10 slaps in the balls otherwise.

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Jun 14 / Day 532 Wear pink for me today, slave! Begin by hu..

Jun 14 / Day 532 Wear pink for me today, slave! Begin by humping your bed for 10 minutes, followed by 40 minutes of stroking. 🥵 REGULAR: Cum on your mattress. 😤 HARD: Happy 2 weeks orgasmless 😊 💀 EXTREME: Denial is life.

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Jun 13 / Day 531 I know you say you’ll do anything for me 😌..

Jun 13 / Day 531 I know you say you’ll do anything for me 😌 But what do you want me to make you do? What orders are you craving and secretly wishing for? What’s going on in that weak head of yours? Thoughts of Goddesses tumble round and round in your mind like an endless cycle of fresh, sweet linens and dirty panties in the wash. But there’s no washing me out is there, pet? 30 more minutes for me.

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Jun 12 / Day 530 It’s Monday again 😴 Back to work and back ..

Jun 12 / Day 530 It’s Monday again 😴 Back to work and back to your 30 minutes daily edging requirement, but you’re now free from chastity. Unless you’re permanently locked up for me 😊 🥵 REGULAR: Follow a CEI clip today.

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Jun 11 / Day 529 Give me another hour of stroking, plus cha..

Jun 11 / Day 529 Give me another hour of stroking, plus chastity. I don’t know how you do it 😌 How can you spend so much time with your hand fused to your cock for me without even getting to go to completion? It sounds brutal if you ask me. Sweet brutal denial for Goddess!

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June 10 / Day 528 ONE HOUR of stroking! I know you always l..

June 10 / Day 528 ONE HOUR of stroking! I know you always look forward to the weekend 😜 Well, I want to make sure you’re sticking to my rules and you know how to exercise restraint. This weekend, you’ll be in chastity at all times when you’re not completing your hour of jerking. The hour may be broken into two parts but you’re not allowed to keep coming back to it and back to it, playing with your cock again and again in lieu of actually getting to cum… 🔑

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June 9 / Day 527 Your slave orders for today: - 30 push up..

June 9 / Day 527 Your slave orders for today: - 30 push ups - 30 squats x3 - 30 minutes of edging 😜

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Jun 8 / 526 Audio instructions - be ready to start your 30 ..

Jun 8 / 526 Audio instructions - be ready to start your 30 minutes of jerking when you hit play.

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Jun 7 / Day 525 🥵 REG: Congratulations. You made it a week ..

Jun 7 / Day 525 🥵 REG: Congratulations. You made it a week under the Goon June regime. You may cum at the end of your 30 minutes today. Pay your Goon June Gooner Tax 🤑 $10

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Jun 6 / Day 524 Today’s edging will be done for my ass. 🥵 ..

Jun 6 / Day 524 Today’s edging will be done for my ass. 🥵 REGULAR: Are you bursting yet? I know this must be t0rture! Keep going for Goddess.

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