My vibrator just judged meโฆ and honestly, fair ๐ I was halfway through round three when it sputtered like it had seen some things and needed a break. Same, girl. Same.
2025-04-27 21:07:06 +0000 UTC
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Sunlight hit my nips just right and I took it as a sign from the universe that today needs to get spicy.
Slide in if you agree ๐
2025-04-27 16:03:10 +0000 UTC
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This push-up bra deserves an award. Possibly its own OnlyFans account.
Thinking about doing a slow-motion bounce testโฆ want to be my judge? ๐
2025-04-27 05:03:05 +0000 UTC
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They looked at my chest, then at me, and whispered โscience canโt explain this.โ
I nodded. Because science didnโt make these titties bounce like thatโchaos did ๐
2025-04-27 02:59:06 +0000 UTC
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Bent over to grab something and caused a traffic jamโฆ in my own kitchen.
If these are the side effects of wearing this top, I might โaccidentallyโ wear it forever.
2025-04-26 22:04:06 +0000 UTC
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My cleavage has a gravitational pull, you have been warned ๐ฅบ
Someone stared at it so hard today they walked into a pole. I am not even sorry
2025-04-26 20:06:04 +0000 UTC
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I tried stretching this morning and accidentally slipped into a position that belongs in a paid video.
Oops. Now what? ๐
2025-04-26 16:03:02 +0000 UTC
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Got so into the strut I did a full twirl, dropped into a squat, and said โyup, still got it.โ
I am either inspiring the neighbors or traumatizing them. No in-between.
2025-04-26 04:06:05 +0000 UTC
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The worst part is, I was only trying to see if the heels matched my lingerie.
Now I am fully dressed like a Bratz doll with a bondage kink and nowhere to go. Unlessโฆ ๐
2025-04-26 01:59:04 +0000 UTC
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I was practicing my walk in heels and accidentally turned my hallway into a runway of sin.
Loud. Echoey. And apparently erotic enough to make the neighbor cough awkwardly through the wall.
2025-04-25 21:07:07 +0000 UTC
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My neighbors heard meโฆ and I was just trying on heels ๐
Moaning โyes, step on meโ to yourself isn't considered normal. Noted.
2025-04-25 19:05:07 +0000 UTC
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What's better than one really perfect peach? TWO! Me and my bestie have done some really crazy things together but this has to be this scene that takes the cake๐ If you ever wanted to see hotties getting real dirty and doing crazy butt stuff, this one is for you!
2025-04-25 17:30:06 +0000 UTC
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My bed is messy, my hair is wild, and my thighs are doing that thing again.
Rise and grind is about to take on a whole new meaning ๐ฆ
2025-04-25 16:03:20 +0000 UTC
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Thought I was the snack, but that banana had me questioning everything.
Might need to take a cold showerโฆ or just hop in DMs and see who wants to misbehave instead ๐
2025-04-25 05:03:04 +0000 UTC
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Honestly, I might be in my fruity era. First the cucumber, now this banana.
If my produce starts texting me โu up,โ I am throwing the whole kitchen away.
2025-04-25 02:59:02 +0000 UTC
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I made eye contact with a banana today and blushed ๐
The worst part? I think it knew exactly what it was doingโฆ
Should I be concerned about how easily fruit flirts with me?
2025-04-24 21:07:04 +0000 UTC
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Woke up with my hand between my thighs and a dream I really need to finishโฆ
Should I hit snooze or hit record? ๐
2025-04-24 16:03:21 +0000 UTC
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Good morning to everyone except the person who invented pants.
Iโm starting my day with coffee, no underwear, and thoughts that would make a priest blush ๐
2025-04-23 16:03:47 +0000 UTC
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I loved playing with Dainty's perfect breasts in the tub. We got all wet and oiled up! She sucked and massaged my nipples until I had an intense orgasm!
If you love tits, this one is for YOU!
2025-04-22 17:30:08 +0000 UTC
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I am wearing perfume called โbad decisionsโ and nothing else ๐
Itโs giving โdonโt bring me home to your mom,โ but absolutely do bring me to your bed.
2025-04-22 00:06:06 +0000 UTC
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I woke up glowing and horny like a fairy who found her vibrator.
Good morning to everyone who believes in a little magic between the sheets ๐
2025-04-21 16:03:21 +0000 UTC
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By the time I got to the kitchen, one strap had surrendered and the underwire was staging a mutiny.
So if I end up cooking in nothing but socks, mind your business ๐
2025-04-21 02:59:04 +0000 UTC
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This bra is hanging on by a thread and pure delusion ๐
One wrong move and it is going to launch across the room like a slingshot. Honestly, I am tempted to just give it permission.
2025-04-20 19:05:04 +0000 UTC
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Just a normal morning until I sneezed, and my nipple popped out of my tank top. So I took that as a sign, and now I am naked and full of ambition ๐
2025-04-20 16:03:24 +0000 UTC
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Tried to apologize but accidentally said โnamaste daddyโ and now I have to find a whole new studio.
Taking applications for a private instructorโฆ preferably shirtless and slightly unprofessional ๐ฅต
2025-04-20 06:02:04 +0000 UTC
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Honestly? The floor was cold, my leggings were tight, and the instructorโs voice was hot.
I never stood a chance. You try doing a happy baby pose without feeling a little slutty ๐
2025-04-20 04:06:07 +0000 UTC
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They asked us to "open our hips" and I took that personally.
Now I am home doing naked stretches and a lot more than stretchingโฆ tip if you want the view ๐
2025-04-20 01:59:05 +0000 UTC
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The class was all deep breaths and inner peace, meanwhile, I was over here discovering a new kink for slow hip circles.
Spiritual awakening? More like sexual awakening ๐ฆ
2025-04-19 22:04:07 +0000 UTC
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I moaned during yoga and now I am banned ๐
It was downward dog, and I was feelinโ it in ways the instructor did not approve ofโฆ oops.
2025-04-19 20:06:13 +0000 UTC
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I dreamt I was getting railed on a cloud.
Woke up on my mattress with one leg still in the air like it was real. Manifesting that same energy today ๐ฆ
2025-04-19 16:02:57 +0000 UTC
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