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GOOD MORNING!! Your super HORNY blue haired babe is wishing you a fan-fucking-TASTIC day and I hope I make you just as horny at least twice today😉

I'd NEVER kick you out of my bed...Unless I wanted to fuck you on my BnB floor!!!😏

Are you coming with me tomorrow? I'll make sure to use my tongue as your alarm clock😉

I was watching a beach volleyball game when out of nowhere PLOP!!! This huge white seagull took a giant dump on my shoes. ON. MY. SHOES! I don't know if I'll ever be able to rescue them and judging by the size, I am actually MORE worried about the seagull's wellbeing🤣

GOOD MORNING! What's the first DIRTY thought that popped into your head as you looked at this?😏

Porto is a really amazing place...The cultural shows and experiences here are beyond ANYTHING I've experienced before. I mean, they celebrate in the street because a new BANK branch opened!!

I must say, I am pretty fast at taking my clothes off, especially if I feel something crawling on my back and the first image that pops into my head is SPIDER!!! I nearly jumped into the Douro river!!! Turns out it was just my hair tickling my back but it was a CLOSE ONE!!

Thinking of getting one of those app controlled VIBRATORS to make myself cum in certain places without being too obvious BUT you know as much as I do that I do not cum QUIETLY so it should be entertaining!!! 😂

I'm making it my mission to do EVERYTHING that pops into my head this holiday! I was standing in a book store, obscured by the shelves and I tried to take a video of me playing with myself in the romance section but I was almost caught by the STORE OWNER!!! Any other ideas that I should give a try?😍

HEYYYY! I found a cute little sex shop in Porto called SHHH... It was SOOO much fun pretending I had no idea what any of the toys were for!!! I asked the lady to explain a few of them for me and she was so helpful and professional though she blushed furiously when I asked her how to use the nipple clamps😜

It's funny how experiences leave us with an imprinted memory, like certain smells during hot, intense sex, can turn you on if you smell it in ordinary circumstances. I have a new found LOVE for elevators and I'm pretty sure that I will be getting wet every time I step into one now😉

I was standing in an elevator with two other people, admittedly, NO UNDERWEAR on and I was SUPER horny, so I started playing with myself! I made it two floors before realizing that the wall behind me was actually tinted GLASS and anyone on the ground floor could look up and see what I was doing... That was SO HOT!!!

Ignite your desires in Porto, where the vibrant energy and tantalizing experiences are sure to leave you craving more and I know I want MORE!!!

Indulge in Porto's delicious cuisine, from traditional Portuguese dishes to fresh seafood, all cooked to perfection and you can have ME for Desert 😍

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏 𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 This was honestly one of the hottest experiences of my life and I can’t wait for you to watch it! Just send #PSOF and you'll be cumming with us in no time! @bansheebel

Wakey wakey, Porto lovers! Today's a brand new day filled with endless beauty, unique flavors, and unforgettable experiences

Porto's hills gave my legs a workout I didn't sign up for!! Can someone invent a teleportation device for lazy tourists like me?

I was walking around Porto with some friends I met here when suddenly we were all herded into a random building with blaring music and flashing lights. We realized that it was a BACHELOR PARTY, and the groom-to-be was quick to think we were the entertainment they were expecting until the actual entertainment arrived! Try explaining to a group of Portuguese men who don't speak a lick of English that you're in the wrong place!!! We ended up partying with them for a while before we left for dinner. What a WILD NIGHT!!!

Tried to pronounce 'Francesinha' correctly in Porto, but ended up sounding like a cat trying to sing opera!! DELICIOUS dish, though!

Have you ever seen the streets of Portugal as the sun starts to set and the walls of the buildings shimmer with the orange glow and blue patterned tiles. WOW, JUST WOW!

While exploring the city, I stumbled upon a group of musicians playing traditional Portuguese music. One of the musicians handed me a tambourine and you know me...ALWAYS up for some FUN!! I was dancing and laughing so much that I had to sit down afterward💗

GOOD MORNING my favorite freaks!!! I feel like doing something NAUGHTY this early in the morning so who is up for a FUCKING good time???

OMGGGGG!!!!!! There's a CUTE little store called Branco Azul that sells the most BEAUTIFUL things!!! There's so much to choose from and I couldn't stay long but DEFINITELY going back before I leave!!

Immersing myself in the rich history and stunning architecture of Porto, LOVING every moment of my holiday in this picturesque Portuguese city! Thank you so SO MUCH for spending it with me!!!

Catching feels for this BEAUTIFUL place! I wish I could take this feeling, roll around in it and send it straight to you!!!

SO It's HUMP-day, my FAVORITE day of the week...What do you think we could possibly get up to?😉

I have seen the FUNNIEST graffiti all over town but the best one was graffiti porn and I LOVED it! What's the funniest graffiti you've ever seen?

The BEST morning to you all!! I'm going to need to burn more calories eating all of these amazing things on my trip! An orgasm can burn between 60 and 100 calories. Who wants to help me keep in shape?

I have made it my mission to drink orange juice at every single restaurant I go to and OH BOY!!! I've hit the jackpot! The freshest, yummiest OJ right here in Silves!!!

There were SO MANY white storks in the town and I was a little OBSESSSSSSED! I took so many photos of the beautiful birds that I barely got photos of anything else at the castle😍