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Listen up, dessert adventurers! If you're tired of the same old dining spots, it's time to embark on a dessert quest! Eating cake on a rollercoaster, savoring ice cream on a giant trampoline, or enjoying pie in a treehouse. Forget traditional tables; let's take our sweet tooth to new heights!! Life's too short to settle for boring places, so let's eat dessert in places that add an extra sprinkle of fun to our taste buds!

They say breakfast is the key to kickstarting your day, and I couldn't agree more. So, in my quest for pure happiness and joy, I've decided to rewrite the breakfast rulebook. Instead of boring old cereal or oatmeal, I'm going all-in for a delicious dessert!

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Rise and conquer! Let your determination and passion guide you toward greatness. Good morning!

You fuckers fit right in! The weirdest most random pizza toppings I have ever heard! LOL! Day made, thanks for the giggles 😉

Tell me what's your FAVORITE pizza topping and don't be boring! The weirder the better!! 😁

Boring pizza choices? More like pizza snoozefest! Why settle for plain cheese when you can have a flavor explosion in your mouth? Life's too short for boring pizzas; go wild with toppings, and unleash your inner food artist! I'd rather do the pizza hokey pokey than stick to the same old predictable choices. Give me the weird, the wacky, the pineapple, and the pepperoni – anything but a pizza party pooper! Let's break free from pizza monotony and dance our taste buds into pizza bliss!

Fuck, ok, so apparently the pineapple on pizza debate can get waayyyy more heated than I like! Can't we all just agree that we have different likes? 😛

Alright, haters gonna hate, but let me tell you why pineapple belongs on pizza! It's like a tropical party on your taste buds - sweet, juicy, and just the right amount of crazy! Who needs a boring old Margherita when you can have a Hawaiian luau in your mouth? Pineapple pizza is the ultimate flavor fiesta - a rollercoaster of deliciousness that makes you question why you ever doubted it!

I know it's really early but I was so keen on pizza! So I order a pizza with extra cheese, the pizza guy must've heard extra pineapple. Pineapple counts as a breakfast food, right? 😛

Wake up, superstar! The world is eagerly awaiting your remarkable presence. Shine bright today!

Today was so great, I love how all of you freaks can laugh with me and not make me feel like a total weirdo! I love you all 💗

Sipping a great-tasting smoothie is like a flavor party in my mouth! It's a dance of fruity goodness, and my taste buds are doing the electric slide! With every sip, I'm like, "Who needs a tropical vacation when I have this deliciousness?" Smoothies are the ultimate happy hour for my taste buds, and I'm their biggest fan!

Cleaning up after making a smoothie is like solving a fruity crime scene. I've got splattered strawberries on the ceiling, banana peels lurking under the counter, and a rogue blueberry rolling across the floor. It's a full-blown kitchen investigation! Forget cardio; the real workout is scrubbing off spinach stains and chasing runaway chia seeds. But in the end, it's all worth it for that refreshing, messy, and laughter-filled smoothie adventure!

I did not make a mess, I'm just an artist expressing myself through smoothie splatters 😛

Warning: Smoothie-making may cause a fruity explosion that turns your kitchen into a tropical disaster zone!

You know what would go down great right now? A SMOOTHIE! Am I prepared for the disaster my kitchen is about to face, no, will it be fun fuck yeah! 🤣

Wake up, sleepyhead! It's time to seize the day and make your dreams a reality.

So do keys, headphones, and socks all land up in this weird Bermuda triangle that none of us know about and we just spend our lives wondering where the fuck they disappeared too? 🤣

What are your super secret headphone/AirPod mystery stories? I need a good laugh after trying to dry out mine in a bowl of rice and they still wouldn't switch on!!!

I once heard a clanging noise coming from the washer and I closed my eyes, envisioning taking my own leg off and kicking my OWN ass because I knew...I just KNEW they were my missing AirPods. Can you see why I need a stash?

So I was telling my friend about my headphone debacle and he had a good laugh because we've all got our own little stories. His story is about searching for his ear pods for over an hour, one messy house later and BOOM! They were in his hand the whole time😂

My earphones are like little spies, sneaking away when I need them most. I swear they're out there on top-secret missions to save the world! While I'm left hunting for them, they're probably off battling villains, ensuring sound quality for all, and having secret audio adventures...I just wish they brought me some gelato!

Rise and conquer the day! You've got this, and I'm cheering you on every step of the way....I'll toot your horn, if you know what I mean -WINK WINK- Good morning!!!!

Wishing you a night filled with tranquility, relaxation, and sweet dreams. May you find comfort in the embrace of a restful evening. 💗

After all this I feel like my responsibilities have taken a holiday, is there any way to get them back or should I just leave them there?

The to-don't list is the roadmap to a life less serious. It's a guidebook to prioritize laughter, spontaneity, and the pursuit of unproductive happiness. So, throw away that to-do list and let's make memories instead!

The adventures of a to-don't list, it's a thrilling quest to avoid adulting, relish in guilty pleasures, and cherish the art of well-deserved guilty pleasures, and yes I put it in there twice because there is no end to guilty pleasures! 😉

At the top of my To-Don't list, don't be someone who other people hate, be the fun carefree unicorn that everyone else envies and wishes they could follow in their magical steps!

Who needs a to-do list when you can have a to-don't list? It's like having a guilt-free hall pass to avoid all responsibilities and indulge in all the fun things in life!