Today's mission: tackle life with the enthusiasm of a puppy chasing its tail.
2023-12-21 16:02:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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I am so fucking glad we all don't take things so seriously and we can ACTUALLY laugh!! LOL! π€£The dangers of Christmas decor are expanding to many
2023-12-21 07:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck, you are all really a bunch of freaks!! I am NOT using Christmas ornaments for my next anal scene!! LOL!! It's NOT safe!! π
2023-12-21 04:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
FUCK ME! I broke into a sweat trying to untangle the lights... These could make for a kink addition to ANY room! π
2023-12-21 00:59:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Spent an hour trying to untangle a single strand. Starting to believe these lights have a mind of their own. Would make things VERY interesting for some bondage! π₯΅
2023-12-20 21:02:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I am TOTALLY using Christmas lights for my next bondage scene! There would be no way of getting out of that! π
2023-12-20 19:05:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Wakey wakey, eggs, and bakey! Or, in my case, wakey wakey, cereal, and a struggle to find matching socks.
2023-12-20 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! I just fucking LOVE how much we can all act like weirdos together! You guys are so fucking amazing!! π
2023-12-20 06:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL!!! I was talking about CUM! You freaks went the wrong way with that line!! I want to have a white STICKY Christmas!! π
2023-12-20 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I am dreaming of a WHITE Christmas... And not snow, if you know what I mean! π
2023-12-19 20:02:09 +0000 UTC View Postπππππππππ π πππ! Have you ever wanted to be in a threesome with me and Emma?? If you said FUCK YES!! Quote #THREESOMEFUCK in my DMs we will teach you how to fuck us!! π
2023-12-19 18:30:40 +0000 UTC View Post
GOOD MORNING! Christmas count down is in FULL swing! One week to go! π
2023-12-19 16:02:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning!! I hope your day is as bright as my attempt to make pancakes without setting off the smoke alarm.
2023-12-19 16:02:06 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! A friend came over, saw my gifts under the tree, and could CLEARLY see what they all were... Apparently, I have a problem with sex toys. WHO KNEW? LOL!!! π
2023-12-19 07:02:15 +0000 UTC View Post
What would you like under your Christmas tree this year? Tell me all your naughtiest Christmas wishes in my DMs! I love it when you freaks share your dirty stories!! π
2023-12-19 05:03:07 +0000 UTC View Post
GUYS! What are you all getting me for Christmas from here - https://throne.me/u/iloveyou! CHRISTMAS is one of my FAVORITE times of year!! π
2023-12-19 01:59:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Some VERY questionable-looking gifts! I am spending Christmas alone so A LOT of these gifts are from me to me! LOL! How do you discretely wrap sex toys? Do any of you freaks know? π
2023-12-18 21:01:51 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL!!! I could build a snowman out of sea sand... Winter wonderland... Wondering where winter is here!! π€£
2023-12-18 20:01:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Wrapping Christmas gifts is always a fucking nightmare, JUST found wrapping paper in my bra! LOL! All the gifts sitting under the tree look VERY questionable! LOL
2023-12-18 19:05:53 +0000 UTC View Post
The ONLY thing that is missing is the cherries to go on my nipples! You can now call me sugar tits! Lol! Icing makes my tits look GREAT!!! π
2023-12-18 06:02:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Attempted to build a gingerbread mansion, but it's more like a sugar-coated crime scene. Icing on the house, icing on me β festive frosting frenzy achieved! LOL!!
2023-12-17 23:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Thought making a gingerbread house would be a piece of cake. Turns out, it's more like a piece of chaos. Icing everywhere! I guess it's time to get naked AGAIN! Lol way easier to lick icing off skin!! π
2023-12-17 20:02:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Woke up like this... LOL just with hair a little messier!! π Good morning!!
2023-12-17 16:02:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Decided to go au naturel because let's face it, nothing says 'happy holidays' like embracing your inner Christmas nudist. Sweaters are so last year, anyway! π
2023-12-17 05:03:23 +0000 UTC View Post
When the WEIRD Christmas sweater party invitation arrives, and you're faced with the choice: be fashion-forward or fashion-backward? Fuck, this is a yearly struggle! LOL!!!
2023-12-17 00:59:08 +0000 UTC View Post
When your Christmas sweater is so 'funny looking' that it becomes a work of artβ WEIRD sweater parties, here I come! OR I could just throw away the sweater be naked and stay TF at home!! π
2023-12-16 19:05:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning! If you see someone without a smile today, give them yours. And if that doesn't work, offer them coffee.
2023-12-16 16:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
OMFG guys!! I ordered from the wrong place!! LOL! I ordered real sex toys... You would think I would KNOW what the fuck I am doing by now!!
2023-12-16 06:02:07 +0000 UTC View Post
My Christmas tree was looking so fucking dull, I am spending Christmas ALONE this year so I wanna find some sex toy Christmas ornaments! A butt plug and a dildo would look fucking GREAT on my tree!!! π
2023-12-15 20:02:07 +0000 UTC View Postπππ πππππππ πππ If you wanna see the BIGGEST toy I have ever taken send me this phrase #THEBIGGESTTOY in my DMs!!
2023-12-15 18:30:26 +0000 UTC View Post