Got to experience SO much with you freaks!! 😆 You guys have DEFINITELY taught me a fuck ton this year!!
2023-12-31 21:01:56 +0000 UTC View Post
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The LAST DAY of the year! This year has been fucking incredible! I have gotten into things I really thought I would have never done 😆
2023-12-31 19:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Have any of you freaks ever found yourself naked, somewhere you shouldn't be naked? LOL! Tell me in my DMs what the fuck happened in that situation! 😆
2023-12-31 06:02:20 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL!!! Then they realized they had put their things in a locker on the OTHER side of the gym. Had to put their sweaty gym wear back on... LOL!! They left looking like they had showered in their clothes!! I FUCKING WISH I HAD SEEN IT!! 🤣
2023-12-31 04:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I OFTEN find myself naked wet and alone, so honestly thought that was the BEST situation for them to be in!! 😆
2023-12-31 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL!! Imagine being there naked cold and waiting for a towel to appear out of nowhere!! They decided to just stand in the warm water while they could figure out how to get out of this problem! NAKED, WET, and ALONE 😏
2023-12-30 20:02:12 +0000 UTC View Post
My friend had the MOST hilarious thing happen to them! LOL!! They went to the gym and had an amazing workout session. Got naked, got into the shower and BAM all of their stuff disappeared!!
2023-12-30 19:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's forecast: a 99% chance of silliness, with occasional outbreaks of spontaneous laughter.
2023-12-30 16:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I am ALL for anal but without the mess 😉 YAY!!! It's fixed!! I feel so fucking clever myself now! THANK YOU ALL!!! 💗
2023-12-30 07:01:57 +0000 UTC View Post
You are all SO fucking clever I had NO idea vinegar could remove stains! It looks less like my asshole wanted to take in a smurf and more like a small smudge!
2023-12-30 05:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I LOVE blue but can ANY of you freaks tell me how the FUCK to get a blue stain without damaging the skirt? I LOVE this skirt!!
2023-12-30 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! I didn't sit on my HAIR, it looks like a smurf was attacked by my ass! 😆 BLUE EVERYWHERE!!!
2023-12-29 21:02:39 +0000 UTC View Post
OMG!! I JUST sat in something in something BLUE! My white skirt is NEVER gonna be white again.
2023-12-29 19:05:31 +0000 UTC View Post𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊 I SNUCK INTO MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE AND FUCKED @ZoeyDiGiacomo ON THE ROOFTOP IN A HAMMOCK😆 Quote #ANALINAHAMMOCK in your DMs to see if we got caught
2023-12-29 18:30:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to get up!! Today, let's boldly go where no one has gone before – the kitchen for breakfast.
2023-12-29 16:02:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I LOVE how many nudes you freaks are sending me right now! DM me more!!! I NEED you all to send me pics!! 😈
2023-12-29 06:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
If you had wayyy too much to eat this Xmas no PROBLEM! Don't wear pants! Who needs them, we all can't even figure out what day of the week it is pants can just be a fucking option! 😆
2023-12-29 05:03:21 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! NO ONE WILL JUDGE YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO BE NAKED! The only thing I ask is that all you freaks share pictures!!
2023-12-28 23:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! I am not actually sure what day it is anymore... Been spending WAY too much time in my PJs! Eating leftovers, the BEST part about spending time with yourself this time of year is you can walk around is PJs, be naked and NO ONE will judge you!!
2023-12-28 19:05:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Spinning into today as if nothing matters!! Didn't even flash my panties!! 😅
2023-12-28 16:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Can you freaks do it? Go tell me something completely unsexy and how YOU guys make it sound sexy, in my DMs right now! I NEED to hear it!! Hehe! 😈
2023-12-28 07:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Cold, half a cup of coffee just needs to be rubbed between your hands a little then warmed up! As creamy goodness touches your tongue it doesn't matter how hot or cold it is, you get shivers down your spine no matter what!! SEE!!! Cold coffee isn't sexy until I get hold of it! LOL! 😆
2023-12-28 04:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, you freaks can call it a superpower then but try me! I am VERY fucking good at this! 😈
2023-12-28 00:59:16 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my inner demons HAS to be the ability to turn anything that is not hot or sexy into something REALLY naughty!! 😆
2023-12-27 21:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We NEED more Bambi-inspired holidays! That ALL revolve around ORGASMS and riding our demons! Here we NEVER face our demons! 😈
2023-12-27 19:05:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Time to rise and have someone grind their hips on you! 😆
2023-12-27 16:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Ho ho ho! hehe, can I be your little ho this SEXMAS? DM me if that's a YES!! 😆
2023-12-27 07:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post
FIRST step in SEXMAS - get NAKED! Get ready and then send me a DM and tell me what your FAVORITE position is!! Sexmas is well underway now! 😈
2023-12-27 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It's NOT OVER!! The celebrations continue! LOL, we are now all going to celebrate SEXMAS!! Lol! This is a national Bambi holiday and it means that we all have to have as MANY orgasms as possible! No expectations!! 😆
2023-12-26 23:59:07 +0000 UTC View Post