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Tragedy fucking struck again last! The batteries in my vibe broke before I came! WTF, why does that happen? I thought my pussy was just too much for it, apparently! 😆 #fyp

Happy Monday! Let's embrace the day with joy and laughter! #fyp

What do you imagine squirt tastes like, do you think it's different for everyone? What do you freaks think I taste like? Go to my DMs and share your thoughts! #fyp

Sweet and salty are the greatest fucking combinations! Having a sweaty body to lick something off of, even if it is your own, is fucking incredible! 🥵

LOL! It's cumming back to me. Pun intended, orgasms are so much fucking better with a sweet, sticky surprise at the end. 😉 #fyp

Was I sleep snacking with whipped cream? There's a can of whipped cream on the floor next to my bed, but I couldn't quite remember what happened! 😆 #fyp

The best snacks are the stickiest snacks licked up and dripping all over the place, the not so amazing part about them is waking up with your sheet stuck to your body and wondering what the fuck it was. #fyp

Rise and sparkle! Time to shake off those cobwebs and unleash your inner goofball. The world is our stage, so let's put on a show! #fyp

OR, legs open in a V ready to have all control taken from me! I think I need to try to get myself to cum like that right now, which one of you freaks want to see that? DM me… #fyp

Ass up in the air, on my knees, is a fucking GREAT position. Throw in a great spank or two, and you have the answer to a fucking great night or morning 😆 #fyp

Also, if I am lying on either my back or my stomach, I totally wouldn't mind being flipped over either way to have someone have their way with me. Getting all warm and tingly just thinking about it. 🥵 #fyp

Actually, I think I could create an entire new way of sexy messages with my autocorrect. Turn me over and have your way with me all day, that's all I really want! 😈 #fyp

SERIOUS QUESTION! How the hell do I get this autocorrect on my phone off, you turn me on was changed to you turn me over! Lol, I mean it works in this case, but there have been WAY too many close calls on over things! #fyp

Good morning! Today's quest: navigating through the challenges of adulthood with a touch of humor and all the naughty things. #fyp

Fuck me, you freaks all, always make me laugh so fucking much! I am not sure I will be able to face my neighbor again, might just have to flash them my butthole so they know I don't need a spare… #fyp

Lol, yes, I agree with all you freaks on this one - we all only want the buttholes to be perfect for a little tongue action 😉 #fyp

Let's all be honest here, who isn't looking for an extra butthole? Buttholes are fucking magnificent! Like this post if you fuckers agree!

All I wanted to do was ask my neighbor if I could borrow some butter, and it autocorrected to butthole! 👀 #fyp

And technology ducked me again! Autocorrect can be such a fucking pain in the assumption! LOL, there it goes again! 🙄

𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐁𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐋𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇 This scene has A LOT of squirting, ass eating and SO much more! I know you will love it so go to your DMs quote #LESBO-FOR-LUNCH and keep this scene forever!

It's morning! Time to wake up and smell the coffee, or maybe something a bit more tantalizing… like bacon. #fyp

Just need to keep looking for those opportunities, now might be a fucking ideal opportunity! 🥵 #fyp

Well if you weren't now you freaks totally are… Let me tell you all a secret. At any fucking opportunity, I am grabbing my pussy! 😉 #fyp

LOL! I really didn't take a half naked picture at the park, but I bet it got all you freaks thinking about grabbing my crotch… 😉 #fyp

It was the cutest fluff ball that decided to steal the spotlight! But now the sexy moment is gone… Time to move to a new location. Apparently these things don't work at the park! LOL #fyp

JUST as I thought I was getting the great shot on, tit out, right hand groping myself, I got fucking photo bombed! #fyp

Rise and shine! Let's kick-start the day with a burst of laughter and a sprinkle of mischief. Embrace the silliness and make today your playground! #fyp

So that is then how my landlord noticed me ass out, skirt up. LOL, is there any other way to remember someone? 😆 #fyp

Tried my fucking hardest to be cool then turned really quickly and knocked fucking everything off the shelf, then bent over only to realize my fucking skirt was too short. #fyp

I am actually not sure if they saw me though because like, who notices a blue haired weirdo looking at lube and scented massage oils at the store. No one, right? 😉 #fyp