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Now I'm slipping and sliding around like I'm on a greased-up dance floor. LOL, my skin is really feeling fucking GREAT though! #fyp

Trying to get dressed after applying lube is like a new level of Olympic sport. Do I even bother with clothes today? #fyp

After rubbing it in to my body and not getting any less slippery and smelling a bit weird, I realized it was actually LUBE! #fyp

Found this amazing lotion, it looked like it would make my skin EXTRA soft this summer! #fyp

I hope that today is filled with sunshine, orgasms, and yeah that's it! LOL! Good morning 💗 #fyp

Dry, you know my nose hasn't been buried in something wet, and it NEEDS to be! 😆

I think that's it on how my MOOd is seen by nose. Wet, you KNOW that my face has been buried in something soaking wet.

LOL, same with a dry nose… If my nose is dry, then you KNOW I am not getting what I want! 😆 #fyp

Lol, if I have a wet nose that would indicate my mood is GREAT! 😆 #fyp

LOL! I just read somewhere that the color of a cow's nose indicates its mood! #fyp

Wakey wakey! I hope you have a MOO-velous day today! #fyp

I said it before, but cake and sex toys just WORK, change my mind! LOL #fyp

WAIT! This could make for a fucking interesting cooking series, using a vibrator to mix up delicious baked good! 😉 #fyp

LOL! Then I got the email after I had paid, and it was a new vibrator… I mean, I could use it in the kitchen. 😏 #fyp

LOL! This morning I was so excited, wanting to get something really nice for my kitchen. I found the COOLEST utensil set. Matched a few things I have too! #fyp

𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐀𝐏𝐄 HIGHLY requested and I can officially say I have delivered!!! I have to say, there's just something about fucking a pregnant woman! If you want to see how much I LOVED this experience quote #PREGSEXTAPE in my DMs and tell me if you want more? @heidiv

Spending the day doing things by the window to see if anyone is spying on me! 😉 #fyp

That wasn't meant to be answered, I thought dildos and diners were standard practice! Like ketchup and mustard, LOL. #fyp

LOL! Don't call me weird, who DOESN'T take a dildo out when they are eating cake at a diner? 😆 #fyp

OR putting cake on the tip of a dildo and slowly licking it off. #fyp

I mean dildos and cake are the BEST combination… #fyp

All this diner food makes me want to do is have a tray of it all and take it to bed! #fyp

Diner food is the fucking greatest, sweet, salty, sticky things of amazing! Reminds me of something else… #fyp

Good morning! You should see how I started my day. DM me to see 😉

OR a food kink, licking of something stick and sweet slowly off my fingers while you all imagine it's something else! Fuck yes! #fyp

How about a little strap-on story to make you all want me in something with latex and a COCK 😆 #fyp

NOTHING is better than the wildest kinky sexual story, I have so fucking many I could SHOW you all! #fyp

From feet, to squirt to being tied up and tied down. Fuck anything that is kinky, I NEED it! I also LOVE finding feathers everywhere… From ticklers 😉 #fyp

The AMAZING land of kinks and fetishes there is so fucking much, and you all know I don't say no too much. 😉 #fyp

I bet you have ALL heard of the birds and the bees, but I have something wayyyyy more serious to talk about. The hawks and the hornets... #fyp