

ππ Spooky Dick Rate! ππ
Ready for my unfiltered, honest opinion on your cock? Send it my way, and Iβll give you a hauntingly accurate rating across these spooky categories:
π Length: How much of a monster is it?
π Girth: Will it stretch me in all the right ways?
π Shape: Is it devilishly perfect or frighteningly crooked?
π Veins: Do they pop like a creature from the night?
π Overall Appeal: Does it deserve a howl of pleasure?
Each category will be rated from 1-5 stars, and for those who really want to go all out, tip $30 for a fully naked video rate where Iβll be just as exposed as you! π»π¦