







"Fuckkk!" Joe was shocked at how pretty my pussy was.
"I didn't know you....that...well how good you fucking look shaved dude"
I smirked.
"Well I don't really like doing it often because of the ingrows and stuff, but motherfucker I had to prove you wrong when you said my ass could never compare to a pussy because of how hairy I was. So, does it compare? Do I win my 20 dollars?"
Joe looked at my hole, I could tell he was really observing my ass with awe and a hint a frustration. He bet that even shaved, I wouldn't come close to a female figure. But I usually dress in baggy clothes and have always been hairy so nobody would ever guess I could have such a feminine body underneath it all.
"You wanna try it out Joe?" I said grinning.
Joe and I have always been friends ever since we met at our last job at the warehouse 3 years ago. We weren't the closest of friends, but he trusted me enough to let me know he was bi. He never really talks about it though since he usually has a preference for women, given that he likes smooth and curvy figures. Ever since then I've just flirted with him in private, but usually just to joke around. We're like bros, that happen to act really gay around each other. But we're not hiding any feelings for each other. It's just like when women look at their girlfriends boobs and ass, we're comfortable with our nude bodies.
"Dude stop messing around, I'm not fucking you right now" he said a bit agitated. "I just wanted to see because a hobbit built fucker like you don't like he could have good pussy."
I laughed. What an asshole.
"Joeee, come on bro, just take a lick" I said as I was winking my hole at him.
"Nooooo, and stop winking it at me!!!" He started raising his voice a bit, but he wasn't mad.
"Chill out, I'm just teasing." I throw my legs back down and put on my shorts.
"Okay, give me my money and let's order some pizza I'm starving"
Joe grunts and pulls a 20 from his wallet, throwing it at my face. What a bitch.