The universe has it out for me this morning! I was gonna go ..
Added 2024-08-04 13:46:39 +0000 UTCThe universe has it out for me this morning! I was gonna go hop in the shower and shave, but wanted to get off real quick first. So I'm sitting there doing my thing when I see something move out of the corner of my eye. A giant black spider 😳 and it's right next to me on the window sill. Obviously I grab the vibrator and my phone, the most important things 😅 and run the hell away to find cleaner to spray at it. Finally kill it and go to resume my previous activity of getting off, when I look down and see in my sandal (on the floor next to me, not on my foot! Thank god! Haha) is yet another huge spider but this time with a big greenish yellow belly 🤢 So now I want to move AND I'm still horny 😩
