I pretty much never wear makeup. I suck at putting it on, I ..
Added 2024-10-19 12:33:16 +0000 UTCI pretty much never wear makeup. I suck at putting it on, I have no interest in it, and it's expensive 🤷♀️
But I did for the Halloween dance last night. I also wanted to come home and take some slutty pictures. I wore that costume to go trick or treating years ago, did not wear pants with it, just the tiny dress. I froze my ass off! But I did look hot 😅
So last night we got home, got my kid all settled, and sat down for a minute before going to take some pics. Suddenly as I'm sitting there I feel something on my chest. Look down and it's a big brown spider! I am terrified of spiders. So I ripped the dress off as fast as I could, ripped off my bra, and ran screaming through my house completely topless while my kids looked at me like I was insane 😂
So, yeah. That's why I didn't get any cute, slutty pics in my costume! Haha
