yourasianminx

I don’t know how, but hear me out, I think I’m reaching peak..

Added 2023-05-15 15:11:05 +0000 UTC

I don’t know how, but hear me out, I think I’m reaching peak coolness. I don’t feel like I’ve changed much in the past year, but people are treating me with more interest and respect than ever before. Old ladies are smiling at me, people are moving out of my way to give me space on public transport, and beautiful women are bending over backward to be friends with me. I thought I reached peak coolness a few months ago when some berghain kids told me I was one of the coolest people they had ever met, but I don’t know man, maybe I haven’t reached the peak yet, but I’m definitely cooler than I ever have been before.   

My theory was this sudden change in treatment was because I started parting my hair down the middle, maybe even because of my new boobies! But my best friend theorizes that I am just putting out a new, cool energy, hahaha. Well, whatever it is, I promise I won’t let it get to my head 😎