POV: you’re a hardworking elf in the North Pole about to get..
Added 2023-12-12 02:38:31 +0000 UTCPOV: you’re a hardworking elf in the North Pole about to get squished under Mrs. Claus giant ass …when suddenly!!! you’re saved by HR calling Santa’s wife into the office. Apparently the elves are there to *make* toys rather than *be* sex toys. You could understand how that would get confusing when they are the exact same size and shape as Mrs. Claus’ dildos 🤔
