Happy Weight Gain Wednesday! Today is National "Lazy Day" an..
Added 2022-08-10 11:02:40 +0000 UTCHappy Weight Gain Wednesday! Today is National "Lazy Day" and National Smores day! Who better to tell you to get fat and eat smores than a camp counsellor! Here's today's suggested food list: Breakfast: Large stack of flapjacks covered in butter and maple syrup, a big glass of orange juice, half a pound of bacon, 3 sausages, and scrambled eggs with lots of ketchup. Snack: Large bowl of trail mix and 2L of pop. Lunch: 4 loaded hotdogs and baked beans. Snack: Large bag of chips and dip. Dinner: Large pot of extra cheesy Mac N' Cheese with lots of butter, cheese, and heavy cream. Snack: A big pile of smores - microwave them or make them over a fire like a real camper. For added calories, make them with Smores pop tarts instead of graham crackers. Add a large glass of whole milk or "Campfire Coffee" - recipe listed below. Recipe: Ingredients 2 tbsp Maker's Mark bourbon 1 small piece orange peel 2 tsp raw sugar 2/3 cup espresso 2 dashes chocolate bitters VANILLA BOURBON WHIPPED CREAM 1/4 cup 35% cream 1/4 tsp bourbon 1/4 tsp vanilla Instructions: Beat cream with bourbon and vanilla. Place the orange peel in the bottom of an Irish coffee mug with sugar and bitters. Muddle well. Add bourbon, espresso and 1/4 cup hot water, then stir until sugar is dissolved. Top with Vanilla Bourbon whipped cream.
