After a careful examination of you during this session, I've..
Added 2022-06-30 12:25:31 +0000 UTCAfter a careful examination of you during this session, I've concluded what your diagnosis is; Chronic Gooning Disorder. CGD is a degenerative brain disease and the symptoms include; a chronic desire to masturbate, an addiction to pornography, antisocial behaviour, self isolation, reduced mental capacity / retardation. Unfortunately, there is currently no known cure or treatment for the disorder, other than lots and lots of very expensive therapy.
