oh my dear sweet lord. I was taking some titty photos in my ..
Added 2020-08-05 09:22:03 +0000 UTCoh my dear sweet lord. I was taking some titty photos in my backyard today ... all slick from the sun and the bikini is too tight and boooooi, they were looking GOOD...
I took this picture. I thought it was good and I wanted to show you....
... and then....
I put my top back on to adjust things a bit ... AND THE MAILMAN CAME INTO MY BACKYARD TO DROP OFF A PACKAGE.
I damn near had a heart attack and I damn near gave him a show.
I ALMOST DID A BIG OH NO
... that's what the second photo is. Legit my face as he is like... right there, scanning the package.
GAH.
