

**Such A Strong Man? You Should Be Able to Lift Mommy's Sweaty Feet Off Your Face, Weakling**
Using your face as my personal footstool after a heavy lifting session in the gym, and it was your favorite night: leg night. I decided not to wear socks in my lifters tonight; I wanted them to be as sweaty as possible when I show you how fucking weak you are compared to your strong mommy.