

**My Big Feet Got Tickled With So Many Pointy Tools!**
Pull the blankets back, tie me up by the ankles, and tickle me senselessly with things that you know will drive me crazy… A glass nail file. Different sized dish/bottle scrubbers. A pen cap. The soft, tissue paper tip of an unlit firecracker. A wide-toothed comb… Make my hips buck... Mmmm