








I pass by you in the hotel bar and slip a keycard on the counter in front of you as I saunter by. You see I've written my hotel room number on the cardboard sleeve...with a winky face ;) You gulp down your drink for courage and head to the lifts. You find the room, slip the key into the slot and the green light flickers. You grab the door handle, nervously... You take a deep breath and walk in...to this...