Added 2022-12-22 14:00:14 +0000 UTC
Everyone receiving presents from me knows not to expect homemade jam, a tea light holder, or an engraved photo frame; they know they’ll be getting something pretty dirty and blush-worthy. They know that they can't open my present in front of their cousins, aunties, dads, and grandparents after they’ve said the Lord ’s Prayer and sang ‘O Come All Ye Faithful’ at church in the annual religious frenzy. Wait, it is homemade… it’s a homemade One Night Stand Kit.😂 I'm pretty creative!
