

The first time I had any inkling of what sex entailed was happened when I was 18! My mother used to keep all her old party clothes from the 70’s and 80’s in drawers under her bed, I imagined in the hope that one day gold, glittery, batwing jumpers would make a big comeback in the fashion world. Anyway, one day I was rummaging under the bed trying to locate something suitable for dressing up as a mermaid, naturally, when I stumbled across a selection of well-thumbed magazines.