

Jesus H I don’t want to hear any mother ever complain about actual real kids. I remember the first time a real kid noticed their dick and was amazed and wanted to show mommy. It was like *eye roll AND SO IT BEGINS…… Oh guess what mommy? ***it never ends*** Just wait, while your real kids are at school a bunch of grown men are gonna want to act like your baby that needs a mama to see their PP…. **I SEE YER DICK** ✅idc unless you ✅pay me to care And since I’m a real mommy & also a goddess I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN **SEXY MOM CHATS** FOR FREE LIKE FUCKING EW GROSS STOP ✅unless you pay me I never care about your genitals. Does Angelina Jolie like to play Tomb Raider with rando fans? ***NO*** Would Angelina Jolie take money and get dressed up like Laura Croft ever again? ***maybe*** Jesus Christ