You ever walked into a store and told the man at the counter..
Added 2022-04-05 02:44:02 +0000 UTCYou ever walked into a store and told the man at the counter how gorgeous his store was? ***yes*** You ever offered to pay for goods & services by either exposing a private section of your body or sending an unsolicited pornographic photograph or film? ***yes, but I was arrested for that*** I Am A GODDESS Does Beyoncé want a tape of you singing happy birthday? ***probs no*** **Beyoncé is the goddess and she is here on this earth to be worshipped** Do you want me and Beyoncé taking out the trash because me and Beyoncé can do that. It’s just the trash guy can’t be a goddess so then you are gonna have no goddess. ***please pay us for our werk so we can choose this over other less goddess-skilled positions*** **dick pics are not a form of currency**
