Added 2023-09-28 05:02:02 +0000 UTC
THEN, Spikezilla whispered a secret. Cacti, it turns out, have a wild social life underground! Who would've thought? We imagined cactus dance parties and secret meetings. Life was getting stranger, but I thought, 'Why not?' After all, life's short, and I was living it to the cactus-fullest!
