

After me epic pirate quest through the supermarket aisles, I finally sailed my cart to the checkout, feeling like a salty sea dog who'd conquered the seven snack-filled seas. As I paid for me loot, I couldn't help but shout, "Ahoy!" The cashier laughed, and I chuckled too. Aye, even pirates can't resist some landlubber humor when they find the booty, er, groceries they seek!