Added 2023-11-05 21:01:25 +0000 UTC
Just when I thought I'd cracked the Da Vinci code of time—microwave, I'm looking at you—turns out, it's the rebel that fixes itself! I spend an eternity resetting all the clocks, and there it is, mocking me with the right time. Microwave: 1, Me: 0. It's officially the smartest appliance in the house. Well played, microwave, well played!
