

My body clock's playing Twister while the world follows a 9-to-5 schedule. Breakfast for dinner, bedtime at suppertime—my body's on vacay! It's like I'm living in an alternate time zone, the 'Upside Down' of schedules. Eating cereal under the stars and brushing teeth at lunch is the new normal. Can't blame the body, it's just dancing to its own time tune!